Showing posts with label being European. Show all posts
Showing posts with label being European. Show all posts

Monday, 18 January 2016

WHY I WANT TO REMAIN BEING EUROPEAN


I’ve just been to Lisbon. I was blown away by how clean, organised and sophisticated it was. The sublimely warm and sunny weather helped. This was one of those basket case economies that after 2008 looked like bringing the EU down. Now exports are up, tourism is up and Portugal like Ireland is on a convincing road to recovery and growth.


My love affair with Europe grows. The thought of Brexit seems as insane as contemplating  suicide. What possible sense does resigning from the largest economy and the most exciting culture in the world make? The arguments that the petty bureaucracy of the EU is stifling may be fair but disliking our own HMRC would be a piffling reason for emigrating.

What I love about Europe is that it works. It is so civilised, peaceful and sensible. The Brexit politicians all seem so dreary, aggressive and unambitious. The stay-Ins, for their part, seem inhibited, and too embarrassed to say what they really feel.


Daniel Kahneman’s book “Thinking fast and slow” nailed the realities of decision making…that it was the intuitive System One part of our brains that called all the shots. It makes little sense to seek a list of whys and why-nots for most of us. We are either “Little Englanders” or we are Europeans/Global citizens in our gut. Maybe I should blame my parents who lived the first 15 years of their marriage in Spain for the way I intuitively lean.

It was in Portugal that I read Jean-Claude Piris (he sounds suspiciously foreign or, worse, French the Brexits might say). He used to be Director General Legal Services EU and has written a book called “If the UK Votes to Leave”.


It’s chilling stuff. Leaving the EU is not like resigning from a job or getting a divorce. It will take years of negotiation and the way the EU works they won’t make it easy for us. Our national aircraft will, as it were, be grounded for a very long time.

Our lawyers will have a field day or rather a field year or five redrafting legislation. Our 2million countrymen living in the EU may have a rather unpleasant time especially as Brexit would be accompanied by Britain taking repressive attitudes to the Eastern Europeans. Trade relations with the EU would not just carry on as normal…everything would slow down. Think it’s a bureaucratic morass now? You just wait.

But there’s all the rest of the world to trade with.


Well it’s actually not that simple. Many of our trade relationships are done through the EU so we’d have to redevelop those from a somewhat weaker position.  It’s no use comparing our position to Canada, Australia or Switzerland. By leaving the EU we’d be fundamentally changing the status quo.
Whichever way Brexit would be a very long and bloody mess.

And like Millwall FC no one would like us. But unlike Millwall I, and hopefully a majority of Britons, would very much care about that.

Monday, 14 January 2013

IT AIN'T NECESSARILY SO



I was sent a really gloomy circular grumbling about our failure to make anything anymore – here it is…and there’s my version below.

By the way I also celebrate being European So I gladly buy European when I feel like it. As for made in Britain…there’s lots to choose from.

Joe didn’t get the job for other reasons…see below.











Oh woe – version one

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN) for 6a.m.
While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA)
was perking, he shaved with his electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG)
He put on a shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA)
designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE)
and tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA)
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA)
he sat down with his calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO)
to see how much he could spend today
.
After setting his watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN)
to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA)
he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY)
filled it with petrol
(from SAUDI ARABIA)
and continued his search
for a good paying BRITISH JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer
(MADE IN MALAYSIA),
Joe decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL)
poured himself a glass of wine
(MADE IN FRANCE)
and turned on his TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA),
and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in the UK.

Hip hip hurray! Version two


















Richard Hall started the day early having set his alarm clock
(MADE IN GERMANY ) for 6a.m.
While his coffeepot
(MADE IN ITALY)
was perking, he shaved with his razor
(MADE IN BRITAIN)
He put on a shirt
(MADE IN BRITAIN)
designer jeans
(MADE IN BRITAIN)
and casual shoes
(MADE IN BRITAIN)
After cooking his breakfast…wait a minute “cooked breakfast”?
Don’t be silly…after eating his toast from bread
(BAKED IN BRITAIN)
he sat down with his calculator…but then realised it was better to do the simple sum in his head while reading the paper
(PRINTED IN BRITAIN)
to see how little he could spend today.

After setting his watch
(MADE IN SWITZERLAND)
to the radio
(RESTORED FROM A 1954 BUSH MADE AND OVERHAULED IN BRITAIN)
he got in his car
(MADE IN BRITAIN)
Charged it with electricity
(GENERATED IN BRITAIN)
And drove to the local shop to pick up some Welsh lamb, Scotch and Bramley Apples from Kent.
(MADE IN…YES I KNOW…)
Later on he promised to pour a glass of wine for himself
(MADE IN BRITAIN)
(but unlike poor old Joe, he didn’t start drinking so soon after breakfast)

When he got home he decide to relax by reading “Bring up the Bodies” by Hilary Mantel (BORN IN BRITAIN)
….he opened the book
(PRINTED IN BRITAIN),
After which he sent Joe Smith a letter explaining that he hadn’t got the job because he was too bloody miserable (but in polite terms being British)













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